[0:10:50] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: I give it an hour before you regret hard mode Kappa

[0:11:07] bits-charity TheFool553: I give it 45 minutes 

[0:13:28] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: You dont deserve a trophy LUL

[0:14:00] bits-charity TheFool553: You broke the boxes so not trophy 

[0:17:29] bits-charity TheFool553: Never played a single one 

[0:20:37] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: good start 

[0:21:28] bits-charity TheFool553: Boss fights make most games memorable 

[0:21:41] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: what you mean you dont like kratos screaming ARES and ZEUS 

[0:22:39] bits-charity TheFool553: My controller sometimes holds right trigger by itself 

[0:24:03] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: 06 is way too late, isnt that PS3 era 

[0:24:23] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: March 05 was the first one 

[0:24:43] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: PS3 came out November 06 

[0:29:09] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: blazblue stream when 

[0:29:52] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: did you pay $599 USD 

[0:30:35] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: 3 came out 2010 

[0:36:21] moderator subscriber sub-gifter bassclefff: yo 

[0:36:23] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: aww thats nice 

[0:36:37] moderator subscriber sub-gifter bassclefff: I'm gonna have to dm a bit after the stream lol 

[0:37:13] moderator subscriber sub-gifter bassclefff: also hey @Nefarious_Bear how's it going? 

[0:37:28] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: Yo bass whats up 

[0:37:58] moderator subscriber sub-gifter bassclefff: nothing much, just had to take care of a few things before I could pop in the stream 

[0:38:45] premium Kidddoh: g a m e r g u n k 

[0:39:06] premium Kidddoh: ayy 

[0:40:21] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: nope, no PS4 

[0:40:27] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: PC + Switch master race 

[0:40:28] premium Kidddoh: negative 

[0:48:06] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: I'm forced to get into the holiday spirit because my Birthday is tomorrow 

[0:48:32] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: It means half the gifts vineMortis

[0:48:39] moderator subscriber sub-gifter bassclefff: happy early birthday bear 

[0:49:05] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: But I'm turning 21 tomorrow, time for 🍷 vineStank

[0:49:31] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: also thanks bass 

[0:49:58] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: as a kid I was always kinda sad because right after my birthday my brothers also got gifts so it was always kinda like less special 

[0:50:07] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: but as an adult it doesnt really matter 

[0:50:13] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: also volume is fine I think 

[0:50:45] premium Kidddoh: happy birth bear boiii 

[0:51:00] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: Yeah I had no idea what I wanted for my birthday/xmas this year. I was like "gimmie smash and umm...Money i guess" 

[0:51:16] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: and thanks Kiddoh 

[0:51:46] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: DSP stands for Darksyde SPhynx Kappa

[0:52:52] vip subscriber bits-charity muncho2: that jump animation is hilarious LUL

[0:53:45] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: StinkyCheese

[0:59:19] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: im here to do my job now that joel is done 

[0:59:23] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: haha 

[0:59:33] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: no idea 

[0:59:42] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: i didnt watch that cause FMV games arent really my thing 

[0:59:50] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: i watched the art tho 

[0:59:59] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: there was this really good animation 

[1:00:10] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: ill send you it over discord later 

[1:00:16] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: or possibly vinny will show it tonight 

[1:00:17] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: cause hes in it to 

[1:00:48] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: so 

[1:00:52] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Where Kratos's son 

[1:00:54] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: wheres 

[1:00:55] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: the 

[1:00:55] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: BOI 

[1:01:24] premium Kidddoh: in KraTOS'S NUTTE 

[1:01:38] SleepyRapunzel: Hi Sphynx! 

[1:02:10] SleepyRapunzel: Fine! Merry Christmas to you! 

[1:02:25] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: vore 

[1:02:29] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: vore dimension 

[1:02:41] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Yeah Sphynx is a grinch 

[1:03:09] SleepyRapunzel: Hope you're doing fine at least. 

[1:03:25] HopeyWolf: Same 

[1:03:36] HopeyWolf: Heya 

[1:04:13] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: jeez 

[1:04:17] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: i cant believe 

[1:04:20] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: sphynx is going be turning 40 

[1:04:24] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: I love winter, spring and summer can eat a dick 

[1:04:28] HopeyWolf: Yeah the holidays are stressful 

[1:04:32] vip CloverCandy: ): 

[1:04:33] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: im sorry 

[1:04:34] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: 39 

[1:04:39] vip CloverCandy: i'm cackling 

[1:04:39] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: 50 year old boomer sphynx 

[1:04:41] SleepyRapunzel: Never seen this game but it gives me a Mortal Kombat Armageddon feel 

[1:04:47] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: yes chat 

[1:04:50] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: sphynx is a boomer 

[1:04:53] HopeyWolf: i remember there was a Mortal Kombat game like it 

[1:05:00] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: he literally fits the definition of the boomer meme 

[1:05:12] vip CloverCandy: i was just thinking about that the other day!! 

[1:05:26] vip CloverCandy: how like christmas morning you were just like 'holy shit' lmao 

[1:05:29] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: oh time for this good story 

[1:05:52] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: this CG 

[1:05:53] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: is so bad 

[1:06:08] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: BANNED 

[1:06:10] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: Kreygasm

[1:06:12] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: BANNED 

[1:06:29] premium Kidddoh: bob 

[1:07:50] HopeyWolf: DONT USE 

[1:07:55] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: TIME FOR SEX 

[1:08:07] moderator subscriber sub-gifter bassclefff: greats8S greats8S greats8S greats8S greats8S

[1:08:12] moderator subscriber sub-gifter bassclefff: greats8S greats8S greats8S greats8S greats8S greats8S greats8S greats8S greats8S greats8S greats8S greats8S greats8S

[1:08:17] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: I am 12 and what is this 

[1:08:21] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Im banning you sphynx 

[1:08:54] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: did you know you have to be 13 to even use twitch 

[1:09:03] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: technically speaking anyways 

[1:09:24] SleepyRapunzel: Good job Twitch :) not even a birthday setting 

[1:09:55] vip CloverCandy: i love this story 

[1:10:01] HopeyWolf: Ive been there sadly 

[1:10:23] vip CloverCandy: this was not the story i was thinking 

[1:10:44] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: *seinfield voice* WHATS THE DEAL WITH CHRISTMAS 

[1:12:03] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: thats right chat 

[1:12:07] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Sphynx wears a fedora 

[1:12:13] vip CloverCandy: !!! 

[1:12:34] vip CloverCandy: it must be a christmas-birthday thing 

[1:12:47] vip CloverCandy: my SIL is jewish but loves xmas bc her birthday is the 24th 

[1:13:04] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: what about your dad 

[1:13:15] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: that means the parents fuck around march 

[1:13:18] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: you never really mentioned that 

[1:13:20] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: no not his birthday 

[1:13:22] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: whats in marhc, St Paddys day? 

[1:13:25] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: *march 

[1:13:41] premium Kidddoh: very true 

[1:13:48] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Hmm alright just weird I guess, like why have her convert then vineThink

[1:14:22] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: ouch 

[1:14:27] HopeyWolf: man I remember sucking at countering in the god of war games, just hard to follow sometimes 

[1:14:52] SleepyRapunzel: This is so like Mortal Kombat Armageddon 

[1:15:28] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: WELL SPHYNX THATS WHY WE HAVE VINESAUCE 

[1:15:31] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: WERE ALL ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY 

[1:15:34] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: vineRizon

[1:15:44] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: play smash bros because of the grinch leak 

[1:15:55] SleepyRapunzel: Yeah we are whole family 

[1:17:25] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: sphynx you said you were good at these games 

[1:18:47] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: its norse mythology so probably not 

[1:18:47] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: uh 

[1:18:53] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: There the big golem things 

[1:18:56] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: theres 

[1:20:10] HopeyWolf: yeah similar i think 

[1:20:35] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: So sphynx how are you enjoying crappy DMC 

[1:21:26] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: Sphynx please vineSchut

[1:21:26] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: BANG 

[1:21:27] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: BANG 

[1:21:28] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: BANG 

[1:21:32] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER 

[1:22:12] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: its unironic 

[1:22:21] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: i like it unironic 

[1:22:34] moderator subscriber sub-gifter bassclefff: the real song is ok 

[1:22:48] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV5IheNfK54 

[1:22:56] HopeyWolf: Cant find any dualshock 3 controllers new anymore. If its new its a chinese knockoff 

[1:22:59] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: man 

[1:23:02] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: better twitch tv is nice 

[1:23:52] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Wolf doesnt really like the song though 

[1:23:57] HopeyWolf: i found a good alternative is just getting a chronomax and using my ps4 controller 

[1:23:58] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: its not DMC enough to him 

[1:24:24] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Something something xbox controller wins again 

[1:24:28] vip subscriber bits-charity muncho2: ive only played 1 

[1:24:30] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: 2 is bad anyways 

[1:24:43] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: like name a better controller 

[1:24:46] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: than the xbox one controller 

[1:24:50] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Its literally perfect 

[1:25:00] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: 3 is considered the best one 

[1:25:12] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Its just a better 360 controller 

[1:25:17] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: and fixes the issues of the 360 

[1:25:19] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: The Xbone and the Switch Pro Controller are the best controllers on the market 

[1:25:24] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Ew 

[1:25:29] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: switch pro is just bootleg xbone 

[1:25:42] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: it better than the joycons 

[1:25:51] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: but its a bootleg xbox controller 

[1:25:55] moderator subscriber sub-gifter bassclefff: I personally don't like the ps4 controller that much 

[1:26:05] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: yeah Im not a fan of the PS controllers 

[1:26:10] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: button dpad DansGame

[1:26:20] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: Symmetrical sticks (puke) 

[1:26:23] vip subscriber bits-charity muncho2: I used my joycons once and I've just been using the pro controller since 

[1:26:25] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: as someone who grew up with the xbox and dreamcast controller I found going to DS4 wasnt that hard 

[1:26:29] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: bt xbox just feels nicer 

[1:26:33] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: but 

[1:26:53] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: the GC controller is only good for smash TBH 

[1:26:54] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: thot 

[1:26:59] moderator subscriber sub-gifter bassclefff: yeah bear 

[1:27:13] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: Have you tried playing a fighting game on a GC controller? rubbish 

[1:27:17] vip subscriber bits-charity muncho2: the n64 controller was comfortable when I was a kid but as an adult I have huge hands now and it's not comfortable anymore FeelsBadMan

[1:27:25] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Oh 

[1:27:27] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Medusa is just here 

[1:27:31] vip subscriber bits-charity muncho2: banned 

[1:27:32] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Alright 

[1:27:39] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: no like 

[1:27:42] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: No 

[1:27:44] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: this is medsua 

[1:27:49] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: she said it was medusa 

[1:27:51] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: Im switching to the pro controller for smash ult because GC triggers kill my fingers 

[1:28:22] premium Kidddoh: vineMortis

[1:28:54] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: local old man is not good at game 

[1:29:21] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: vineSanic

[1:30:12] vip subscriber bits-charity muncho2: a stray snakegirl 

[1:30:43] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: a stray snekgirl shows up at your front girl, what do 

[1:30:48] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: door* 

[1:30:49] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: fuck 

[1:30:51] SleepyRapunzel: great tip 

[1:31:01] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Its casue sphynx is a casual 

[1:31:39] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: just let her turn you into stone brah 

[1:31:40] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: its fine 

[1:32:22] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: I think the correct term for this would be a mini boss 

[1:32:27] SleepyRapunzel: stoned still 

[1:32:59] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: see look its Medusa 

[1:33:13] SleepyRapunzel: Wow 

[1:34:01] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: wouldnt it be funny if he dies and has to fight her again 

[1:37:43] vip subscriber bits-charity muncho2: 4Head try beating medusa 

[1:38:44] vip subscriber bits-charity muncho2: I'm heading off to meet some old friends, laters sphynx and chat! 

[1:39:10] SleepyRapunzel: Bye dude! 

[1:40:45] SleepyRapunzel: A lot of combos? 

[1:43:53] SleepyRapunzel: More like Undead soldiers? 

[1:45:12] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: #VideogameLogic 

[1:45:27] SleepyRapunzel: LUL

[1:49:10] JockNines: God of war felt a lot like Doom, where rip and tear felt good 

[1:49:11] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: I enjoy violent videogames but some violence these days still make me go WOAH 

[1:49:21] vip Mirrorama: fighting games stress me out more than chill games :v 

[1:49:41] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: some of the executions in RDR2 feel almost gratuitous 

[1:49:51] SleepyRapunzel: Like in Killing Floor it's so satifying to see the head blow up on just one shot 

[1:50:07] vip Mirrorama: killing a dog in red dead makes me sad D:

[1:50:21] JockNines: @greatsphynx I just got back from a distillery and I don’t even drink. Just glad to be home. LUL

[1:50:23] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: Vinny "dog kicker" vinesauce 

[1:50:35] JockNines: Red dead executes are wonderful 

[1:50:37] HopeyWolf: that was something for sure 

[1:50:45] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: I think it was yesterday 

[1:50:46] vip Mirrorama: yesterday was wild NotLikeThis

[1:51:09] SleepyRapunzel: He was totally holding the rope there 

[1:51:22] JockNines: These ropes and climbing walls are god of wars weak points IMO 

[1:52:06] HopeyWolf: i think the creative director did not work on 3 

[1:52:17] GentlemanlySoldier: yeah, when it first came out I heard alot of good things about 2 

[1:53:12] GentlemanlySoldier: so would you recommend people to start with 2 

[1:53:52] HopeyWolf: Cory directed 2 and the new one 

[1:54:00] JockNines: Brb stream. Spaghetti for dinner 

[1:54:52] HopeyWolf: yeah the pacing is key 

[1:55:36] HopeyWolf: AUTHENTIC 

[1:55:42] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: Kratos wanted to touch the hologrpahic tits 

[1:56:02] GentlemanlySoldier: Kratos has always been a horny man 

[1:56:15] HopeyWolf: dang get a load of the chain textures 

[1:56:22] GentlemanlySoldier: who is that, a titan? 

[1:56:27] GentlemanlySoldier: oh

[1:56:34] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: TITular 

[1:57:35] HopeyWolf: The point you get them weapons back though 

[1:59:15] HopeyWolf: yeah and combos 

[1:59:19] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: Character Action games are always kinda sorta niche. DMC is the biggest series in the genre 

[1:59:32] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: Wonderful 101 2 never FeelsBadMan

[1:59:54] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: Revengence 2 never FeelsBadMan 🔫 

[2:03:23] Maindog: heyyy. what I miss? 

[2:04:12] Maindog: story. plot. and silhouette sex? 

[2:05:30] Maindog: also, for some reason, ports, even to better systems tend to perform worse than their original form. 

[2:05:48] HopeyWolf: i would get a cronus and use a ps4 controller with the ps3 

[2:06:50] HopeyWolf: its a usb adapter to use other controllers on other consoles 

[2:06:58] Maindog: i think the kingdom hearts ports to the newer systems were polished enough to run well on the newer system. 

[2:07:14] HopeyWolf: yeah if you get the usb wireless adapter along with it 

[2:08:21] Maindog: Multitasking here. Mythbusters is on and I'm running cookie clicker on my laptop. 

[2:08:28] HopeyWolf: sounds distorted almost 

[2:08:46] Maindog: sounds like crusty compression. 

[2:09:13] HopeyWolf: god of war 1 quirks 

[2:09:47] Maindog: i learned today that shit hitting the fan is bad if you're in the room. 

[2:10:43] Maindog: game machine broke. 

[2:11:39] jzencitizen: The rope 

[2:13:45] Maindog: big ass mother fucker comin' up. 

[2:14:11] HopeyWolf: the recovery sucks getting hit by that 

[2:14:30] GentlemanlySoldier: fricken cyclops 

[2:15:35] Maindog: two of them. 

[2:16:00] HopeyWolf: frametime! 

[2:17:49] HopeyWolf: agent 47 

[2:17:53] Maindog: yeah 

[2:17:56] HopeyWolf: im kidding 

[2:18:12] Maindog: mortal kombat is apparently the best one. 

[2:18:31] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: I have returned 

[2:18:33] premium Kidddoh: sonic kappa 

[2:18:44] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: videogame movies are unequivocally awful 

[2:18:52] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: I want to see Jim Carrey as Dr. Robotnik though 

[2:18:58] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: so lets talk about sphynx 

[2:19:01] Maindog: they made a Need For Speed movie. 

[2:19:02] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: and how much of a grinch he is 

[2:19:04] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: also modern games dont do reflections anymore 

[2:19:10] HopeyWolf: oh yeah i forgot about max payne 

[2:19:14] Maindog: it was pretty good. 

[2:19:23] HopeyWolf: I think hitman 2 does it 

[2:19:26] vip turbo Nefarious_Bear: Deus Ex Mankind Divided doesnt even have any mirrors in it LUL

[2:19:31] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: hitman has reflections like this 

[2:19:46] Maindog: need for speed 

[2:19:53] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: tomb raider 

[2:19:57] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: resident evil 

[2:20:01] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: There was a halo kinda movie 

[2:20:12] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: they 

[2:20:15] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: theyre cheese 

[2:20:18] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: StinkyCheese

[2:20:39] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: but yeah sphynx is a grinch this man 

[2:20:46] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: expects me to pay to carry him vineSchut

[2:20:57] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: cause hes so bad at bideo gaem 

[2:21:56] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Wow 

[2:21:59] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Rude 

[2:22:06] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Subnut is trash on xbox 

[2:22:12] HopeyWolf: thats a shame 

[2:22:16] HopeyWolf: that makes it extra scary 

[2:22:25] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: I would also advise against subnut on ps4 

[2:22:28] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: bye bitch 

[2:22:30] Maindog: my computer can't handle Subnautica. 

[2:22:43] YOWVEETOO: D:

[2:23:03] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: The last time I've played subnut it was in june of 2017 

[2:23:14] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: They made big improvements to it 

[2:23:27] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: but you can clearly see how they barely got it to work on console 

[2:23:46] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Stuff rendering and derendering in at a noticeable rate 

[2:24:30] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: anyway time for pizza 

[2:24:31] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: brb 

[2:24:48] vip bits D3adDouch3r: howdy vineClown

[2:24:54] Maindog: pizza time? 

[2:25:02] Maindog: pizza pasta? 

[2:25:10] premium Kidddoh: que spiderman pizza music 

[2:25:39] premium Kidddoh: can i get a doodle dip sphinx?